[Buddha-l] Re: Windows Error Messages Zen Haikus (was: AWP Panel, Buddhism and Humor)

jkirk jkirk at spro.net
Wed Feb 28 08:25:04 MST 2007


Neat! Some are quite funny.  This one I'd change as follows:

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
to
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
Out the window, blue sky.
Joanna
============


> Dear Buddhist discussion forum,
>
> i want to share with you some english Windows error messages in haiku 
> recently posted in a german buddhist discussion forum.
> (Original URL see at end of this message).
>
> Best wishes,
>
> Ralf Steckel
>
>
> * * * Windows error messages in haiku
> * * *
> A file that big?
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
>
> * * *
>
> The web site you seek
> cannot be located, but
> endless others exist.
>
> * * *
>
> ABORTED effort:
> Close all that you have worked on.
> You ask way too much.
>
> * * *
>
> Windows NT crashed.
> The Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams.
>
> * * *
>
> Stay the patient course.
> Of little worth is your ire.
> The network is down.
>
> * * *
>
> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes, and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
>
> * * *
>
> I'm sorry, there's -- um --
> insufficient -- what's-it-called?
> The term eludes me ...
>
> * * *
>
> Printer not ready.
> Could be a fatal error.
> Have a pen handy?
>
> * * *
>
> Wind catches lily
> scatt'ring petals to the wind:
> segmentation fault.
>
> * * *
>
> The Tao that is seen
> is not the true Tao, until
> you bring fresh toner.
>
> * * *
>
> To have no errors
> Would be life without meaning
> No struggle, no joy.
>
> * * *
>
> No keyboard present.
> Hit F1 to continue.
> Zen engineering?
>
> <G>
> (http://www.tanyakhovanova.com/Jokes/jokes.html)
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