[Buddha-l] Buddhist Light Bulb Jokes
twin_oceans at yahoo.com
Sat Sep 19 11:33:11 MDT 2009
Sometimes this list gets w-a-a-y too grim and serious. Here's a bit of fun from http://santipada.googlepages.com/thelightsideofenlightenment.
Also, look at the resources on http://santipada.googlepages.com/bhantesujato%27swork#books. There is plenty of material on women in Buddhism.
How many meditation teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty. One to actually do the work, and forty-nine to offer reflections on it.
How many joss-stick Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Why bother? Kwan Yin will do it for us.
How many monks does it take to change a light bulb?
They can’t. There’s no light bulbs in the Vinaya.
How many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
No need. Just mindfully note: ‘darkness, darkness, darkness’.
How many tantric adepts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two; but they have to do it in full lotus posture.
How many Nagarjunas does it take to change a light bulb?
Since there’s no Nagarjuna and no light bulb, how can there be any change?
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