[Buddha-l] Buddhist Light Bulb Jokes

[Katherine Masis]

Sometimes this list gets w-a-a-y too grim and serious.  Here's a bit of fun from http://santipada.googlepages.com/thelightsideofenlightenment.
 
Also, look at the resources on http://santipada.googlepages.com/bhantesujato%27swork#books.  There is plenty of material on women in Buddhism.
 
Katherine
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How many meditation teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty. One to actually do the work, and forty-nine to offer reflections on it. 
  
How many joss-stick Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? 
Why bother? Kwan Yin will do it for us. 
  
How many monks does it take to change a light bulb? 
They can’t. There’s no light bulbs in the Vinaya. 
  
How many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb? 
No need. Just mindfully note: ‘darkness, darkness, darkness’. 
  
How many tantric adepts does it take to change a light bulb? 
Two; but they have to do it in full lotus posture. 
  
How many Nagarjunas does it take to change a light bulb? 
Since there’s no Nagarjuna and no light bulb, how can there be any change? 

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