[Buddha-l] Pilgrimage ot the relics of bodhasattva mahasattva Sint Josaphat

[Erik Hoogcarspel]

For those who didn't have the opportunity to participate in the unique 
Buddhist haj, I will hereby offer the kriyaas of this pilgimage for the 
benefit of all beings.
Thou shallt gather in the dome of Antwerp Central Station and perform 
the initiation dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYAUazLI9k. If thou 
shallt do this on Sint Josaphat's day (november 27th) or the following 
one, the merit will be multiplied by 27 times.  Hence thou shallt 
procede to the place of the holy relics of our saviour and 
circumambulate the church once http://www.sint-andrieskerk.be/. A door 
shallt thou be opened, thou shallt enter and worship the relics and 
offer many Euro's. Whence thou shallt procede to Frituur Nummer 1 
(Hoogstraat 1) and partake of the prasaad  offered there. Hence thou 
sallt procede to the Stupa in Schoten 
http://www.tibetaans-instituut.org/ , determine the gender of the Buddha 
circumambulate it once and offer prostrations.
Hence thou shallt proceed to the Gandharvalokam the Muze 
http://www.apen.be/de+muze+jazzcaf%C3%A9+antwerpen, where thou shallt 
receive absolvation of all thirsty karma gathered during as many 
lifetimes as grains of sand on the banks of the Schelde.
Those who do the pilgrimige on-line will receive the benefits of great 
reduction of stress and protection from the Mexican flue.


Erik

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